Poop Demotivational Poster
YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...
HONESTLY - How Can You ?
KARMA - There will be days where your the pigeon and days where your the statue. When you feel like the statue, remember the day you were the pigeon. It probably has something to do with it.
Brain Enema -
SHOPLIFTING - Its a pain in the ass
IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!
CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...
DON'T SCARE ME - I poop very easily
OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.
BEHOLD! SHARK POOP! - Errrr... Osama Bin Laden
BY GOLLY -
MEDIUM RARE -
FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.
METAL DUMP - Can cause brutal shredding of the chili ring.
STEALTH HOUND -
GOOD LORD -
MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This
RULE 63: CAPTAIN MORGAN -
LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.
GOOD AIM -
the hero's journey -
TRIUMPH - Triumph is just "TRY" with that extra "UMPH" in it... For me to poop on.
MCDONALDS - They Must Be Running Short Of Ingredients !
OH HELL NO -
THEY'RE NICE THAT WAY -
ITS SO EASY TO DO -
~DOGS~ - Remember. You were the one that thought it was adorable to let him keep licking your face.
THE HUNTER -
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...
IPOOP - The brand new Apple device...
WTF - I don't remember eating that !!
KIRSTIE ALLEY - Damn woman, lay off them Twinkies!
STITCHES - What Snitches get.
GODS GIFT - I caught my kids covered in brownie mix. I thought it was cute until I realized it was poop.
BULL SHIT - Something you're full of.
CHEESE - Just make sure to get my good side mom!
WINDOW LICKERS -
YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW -
I'D LIKE TO THANK TACO BELL - For all the gas and diarrhea it's given me.
EEEWWWWWW - Someone dipped the ball in dog poop
BAD HABITS - Someone Has One
PARTY POOPERS! - Too much "clean-up" work after the parade so the following year they cancelled it!
HOT CARL - He's the shit!
SALVIDOR DALI - He ate his own excrement.
THE FECAL ACCIDENT -
Gushy gushy goo -
BACK AGAIN TO PICK UP YOUR - "used groceries"
DIAPER TSUNAMI - About to wipe that silly smile of one babysitter's face.
THE DOG - Is planning to shit on something precious to you right now...
MARRIAGE 101 - If she doesn't understand it, she will try to ruin it for you.
POOPER SCOOPER - City ordnance 435b.1.(c) requires that you clean up after your T-Rex.
BAD DOG - It's what's for dinner.
ZOO - Where lions.. um... "SPRAY."
CLEVERBOT - He wants to poop on my chest.
GOOD STORY TELLIN -
S H I T -
SEXUAL HARASSMENT - She said "Put it in my poop chute." I wish she would have shown me this first.
THAT SCARY PLACE - Doesn't seem too scary when it's your home. Yeah that's right you are going to die.
NO - I'm not buying you a sword, put it back.
SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM -
MUD BATH - Taking shit to a new level.
NEPOTISM - (Roughly) The belief that something is superior, simply because it came from you.
FEED THE BIRDS - Toppins a bag. Toppins. Toppins. Toppins a bag.
WE ARE WHAT WE WHERE WAS I GOING WITH THIS? -
HE SHOULD'VE BEEN IN BRAWL - so we could kick his ass
WOMEN DRIVERS - They can give it and take it up the rear
LEGOS - Adding excitement to your dog's bowel movements
OFFICE FURNITURE - If your office furniture is a bunch of crap, come to the poop shop!
TACO BELL - Selling toilet crayons since 1962
Halloween . -
Insomnia, by way of technology -
Toosie Roll -
Best Value -
Rollin' in it -
ODE TO THE SKY -
Real Men -
PUSH!!!!!! - Who does #2 work for?!
EVERYONE KEEP BACK - I HAVE JUST CAUGHT THE SIDEWALK POOPER
PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL - It comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors. But what is truly evil is most often found inside a diaper that needs to be changed!
TOPSY - TURVY - Obviously a huge problem in Hanoi
WIND - Be careful of the lumps !
IPOOP - Best invention of sec XXI
UPSELLING - The customer doesn't really know a bargain when he sees it, but the price should always entice
MATT MIKE CHUCK - DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE CHUCK IS COOKIN?
FOOD GROUPS -
HOT POCKETSSSS -
Parts Now Spare -
TRUE LOVE -
My New Home ! -
FOOD - It's the poop of the future.